Chapter 1: Two Almost Girlfriends and Unborn Plumbot Jesus

Warning: contains swearing, some suggestiveness, and stupidity.

So this is later than intended. Big surprise there.   

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Of course, this is Ferby’s first wish. You’re a disappointment, Ferby.

Ferby: I can’t hear over the sound of my awesome cardboard robot costume.

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Ferby: I have nothing! I have no house! This is literally my only form of entertainment! My creator’s going to let me die! Like a tamagotchi! I am going to die of starvation and neglect like a forgotten nineties toy!

Shush, you. You won’t be staying here long anyway.

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After about two sim hours of me impatiently listening to Ferby’s roller coaster of emotions  patiently waiting for the time travel opportunity, the Emit guy showed up.

Ferby: You sure you trust me with the Time Traveler’s Almanac?

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Emit: Kid, these are like keychains. I give one out to everybody.

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Ferby: Going to the future, la la la la, gonna get me a robot wife, la la la la *moonwalks into time portal*

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Llama: *to self* C’mon, Mandy. Only three more weirdos’s houses and then you can afford the fancy Ramen. The kind with flavors and stuff. 

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Ferby: I… am… home…

So Ferby’s first course of action in the future was to the Bot Emporium. I wanted to get a jump on the spouse+kids thing. There were two decent options…

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Cassandre Chandelace…

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… and Reeski Rhubarb.

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However, Ferby clicked with Cassandre but not with Reeski. So I didn’t really have Ferby try to woo her.

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… but that didn’t mean Reeski stopped trying to woo him.

Reeski: Ha, joke’s on you! I majored in third-wheeling and minored in cockblocking!

Ferby and Cassandre: gtfo

Old guy: Will this plumbot scatter my ashes at sunset for me when I die or do I  need the Deluxe Package for that?

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Ferby: If I close my eyes, she’ll go away.

Cassandre: *aggressive teeth gritting*

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Reeski wasn’t the only one trying to ruin my screenshots.

Old guy/Asshole Edwin: Ha, I help.

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Cassandre: What is this ancient device?

Side note: Reeski is that one person who looks at your phone while you’re showing your friend something and noses their way into your conversation.

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Reeski: I don’t need a man, not when I have you, Goldie!

:/

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About this point, I was spamming friendly interactions and was bored so I started looking around. I’m pretty sure plumbots (or are the ITF ones simbots? I forget which is which) can’t get pregnant, but this really looks like it.

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Ferby: I’m not saying I hear wedding bells yet, but…

Reeski: I am forever alone.

Mohawk Guy: *checking out Reeski* niiiiicceee.

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Cassandre: Weddings bells?! AHAHAHAHA LIKE THAT’LL HAPPEN AHAHAHA.

Ferby: Sooo…. that’s a maybe?

This isn’t even exaggerated; Cassandre has a really nice speaking voice but her laugh is suuuper obnoxious.

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Cassandre: Yellow! They’re my favorite, how’d you know?

Ferby: They match your everything.

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Plumbot: Yeah, I don’t know how it happened. It was like… immaculate, y’know? Just like, nearly impossible…

(Little did they know this is M4RY, who’s child’s religion would gain many a number of plumbot followers years down the road.)

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This picture was taken for two reasons: a) to show I started spamming romantic interactions and b) look how cute Cassandre’s face is in omg !!

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Oh, also Cassandre is Asshole Edwin’s romantic  interest or something. But it said she was single so,  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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He then did this.

Asshole Edwin: No woohoo, you say? Well that’s peculiar….

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I didn’t get a picture of it, but I had Ferby do a HOTM kiss, she rejected him which she shouldn’t have because they were at good friend status and she’s a flirty sim but whatever, Ferby apologized, and then she disappeared. I found her in the bathroom doing this.

Cassandre: He’s not great, but at least I can get a few dinners out of him, right Michi?

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I got tired of waiting for Cassandre, so I sent Ferby back to the living center. His inexperience with future technology never fails to amuse me.

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There were also Metzkerp descendants at the living center: Giovanni, who other than having some of Ferby’s features is sorely disappointing…

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… and Ruth, who just looks like a Face One with a different nose.

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This guy, however, was not at all disappointing. He’s not a descendant, but I did save him to the bin for future spouse purposes.

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Ferby: FUTURE PIZZA IS POISON!

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I had Ferby meet up with Cassandre at some lounge-type thing and they chatted about the weather.

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And then this girl came up and randomly started dancing with Ferby.

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I changed her hair and she’s actually really pretty. Her name is Kel Gwyn.

Kell: lawl sudden lighting change is sudden

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It went well, I think.

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About the time Ferby started flirted with Kel I disbanded his group with Cassandre. Apparently one chat and ditching her for another girl counts as a great time.

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Unfortunately, Kel ran off before they went steady so I sent Ferby back to his “home.” By the way, Ferby, this isn’t your room.

Ferby: But it’s blue! My room’s blue! How do you know this isn’t my room?

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Maybe the flirting sims in the corner?

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Stella (I think): If I make enough uncomfortable references to sex, do you think he’ll leave?

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CJ (I think): Has that ever worked on a legacy founder ?

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We’ll end this chapter with proof Ferby is a LYING LIAR WHO LIES. HE’S ACTUALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS LEGACY.

Ferby: Go…. ‘way…..

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