Warning: contains swearing, some suggestiveness, and stupidity.
So this is later than intended. Big surprise there.
Of course, this is Ferby’s first wish. You’re a disappointment, Ferby.
Ferby: I can’t hear over the sound of my awesome cardboard robot costume.
Ferby: I have nothing! I have no house! This is literally my only form of entertainment! My creator’s going to let me die! Like a tamagotchi! I am going to die of starvation and neglect like a forgotten nineties toy!
Shush, you. You won’t be staying here long anyway.
After about two sim hours of me
impatiently listening to Ferby’s roller coaster of emotions patiently waiting for the time travel opportunity, the Emit guy showed up.
Ferby: You sure you trust me with the Time Traveler’s Almanac?
Emit: Kid, these are like keychains. I give one out to everybody.
Ferby: Going to the future, la la la la, gonna get me a robot wife, la la la la *moonwalks into time portal*
Llama: *to self* C’mon, Mandy. Only three more weirdos’s houses and then you can afford the fancy Ramen. The kind with flavors and stuff.
Ferby: I… am… home…
So Ferby’s first course of action in the future was to the Bot Emporium. I wanted to get a jump on the spouse+kids thing. There were two decent options…
… and Reeski Rhubarb.
However, Ferby clicked with Cassandre but not with Reeski. So I didn’t really have Ferby try to woo her.
… but that didn’t mean Reeski stopped trying to woo him.
Reeski: Ha, joke’s on you! I majored in third-wheeling and minored in cockblocking!
Ferby and Cassandre: gtfo
Old guy: Will this plumbot scatter my ashes at sunset for me when I die or do I need the Deluxe Package for that?
Ferby: If I close my eyes, she’ll go away.
Cassandre: *aggressive teeth gritting*
Reeski wasn’t the only one trying to ruin my screenshots.
Old guy/Asshole Edwin: Ha, I help.
Cassandre: What is this ancient device?
Side note: Reeski is that one person who looks at your phone while you’re showing your friend something and noses their way into your conversation.
Reeski: I don’t need a man, not when I have you, Goldie!
About this point, I was spamming friendly interactions and was bored so I started looking around. I’m pretty sure plumbots (or are the ITF ones simbots? I forget which is which) can’t get pregnant, but this really looks like it.
Ferby: I’m not saying I hear wedding bells yet, but…
Reeski: I am forever alone.
Mohawk Guy: *checking out Reeski* niiiiicceee.
Cassandre: Weddings bells?! AHAHAHAHA LIKE THAT’LL HAPPEN AHAHAHA.
Ferby: Sooo…. that’s a maybe?
This isn’t even exaggerated; Cassandre has a really nice speaking voice but her laugh is suuuper obnoxious.
Cassandre: Yellow! They’re my favorite, how’d you know?
Ferby: They match your everything.
Plumbot: Yeah, I don’t know how it happened. It was like… immaculate, y’know? Just like, nearly impossible…
(Little did they know this is M4RY, who’s child’s religion would gain many a number of plumbot followers years down the road.)
This picture was taken for two reasons: a) to show I started spamming romantic interactions and b) look how cute Cassandre’s face is in omg !!
Oh, also Cassandre is Asshole Edwin’s romantic interest or something. But it said she was single so, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
He then did this.
Asshole Edwin: No woohoo, you say? Well that’s peculiar….
I didn’t get a picture of it, but I had Ferby do a HOTM kiss, she rejected him
which she shouldn’t have because they were at good friend status and she’s a flirty sim but whatever, Ferby apologized, and then she disappeared. I found her in the bathroom doing this.
Cassandre: He’s not great, but at least I can get a few dinners out of him, right Michi?
I got tired of waiting for Cassandre, so I sent Ferby back to the living center. His inexperience with future technology never fails to amuse me.
There were also Metzkerp descendants at the living center: Giovanni, who other than having some of Ferby’s features is sorely disappointing…
… and Ruth, who just looks like a Face One with a different nose.
This guy, however, was not at all disappointing. He’s not a descendant, but I did save him to the bin for future spouse purposes.
Ferby: FUTURE PIZZA IS POISON!
I had Ferby meet up with Cassandre at some lounge-type thing and they chatted about the weather.
And then this girl came up and randomly started dancing with Ferby.
I changed her hair and she’s actually really pretty. Her name is Kel Gwyn.
Kell: lawl sudden lighting change is sudden
It went well, I think.
About the time Ferby started flirted with Kel I disbanded his group with Cassandre. Apparently one chat and ditching her for another girl counts as a great time.
Unfortunately, Kel ran off before they went steady so I sent Ferby back to his “home.” By the way, Ferby, this isn’t your room.
Ferby: But it’s blue! My room’s blue! How do you know this isn’t my room?
Maybe the flirting sims in the corner?
Stella (I think): If I make enough uncomfortable references to sex, do you think he’ll leave?
CJ (I think): Has that ever worked on a legacy founder ?
We’ll end this chapter with proof Ferby is a LYING LIAR WHO LIES. HE’S ACTUALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS LEGACY.
Ferby: Go…. ‘way…..