A Marriage and Not Much Else

*sigh* why am I like this…

Anyway, welcome to the second chapter which I’ve been procrastinating for a damn month.

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I guess we’re opening with this delightful weirdo from last chapter

Luna/Stella/something like that: Idiotic legacy founder. Take my bed, dare he. I will break him in half, and send his remains to his loved ones. Grrr…..

o.O

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Last order of business before Ferby went back to the past was to kidnap move in Kel.

Kel: So there’s like … no holograms in the past ? At all ? Not even the holoPhone 1 ?

I imagine all the future sims are like today’s teenagers which is me why do I talk like a grandma but like 100 times worse.

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D’aww

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Ferby: The red roses go really well with EA’s faulty logic your color scheme

Fun fact: Kel’s favorite color is actually lilac. Wtf EA ?

Romantic spam:

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Make it through all of that? Good.

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Afterwards I sent the two to the restaurant since the both of them were starving.

Ferby: Oooh, the reception is lovely!

Yeah, that’s why all these people are here.

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Kel: I REGRET MY LIFE CHOICES

Too bad, you’re stuck now. 🙂

Kel: I MARRIED A GUY I KNEW FOR 12 HOURS

Honestly, that’s the fastest I’ve ever had a wedding happen. Usually, some crap pops up and the would-be-spouse runs off.

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These two look like an indie pop-electronica band whose songs are mostly 80s style synthesizers and lyrical euphemisms for designer drugs.

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Back at the community center, someone went on a food synthesizing spree and there were pies everywhere. One of these was a life fruit pie, and I thought, “Hey, this’ll probably do nothing but let’s give it a shot anyway!” So I forced Ferby and Kel to both eat a slice. And then they bitched about be stuffed. Damn sims.

Ferby: …so… full…

Shut up and eat your wedding pie cuz you ain’t getting a cake.

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I have absolutely no idea why Kel is in her underwear, with default hair, eating with Emit the Time Traveler.

Emit: So … are you si… um … do you have a …

Kel: Pal, you’re about 3 hours too late

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Kel: But I will take a buck or two if you have some to spare.

Kel, NO. You are not a mooch!

OH, I forgot to make her a card! I’ll have to do that next chapter. But she is an artistic, handy, flirty hopeless romantic who is also a virtuoso. Her favorites are Latin, waffles, and lilac. Her lifetime wish is Perfect Mind, Perfect Body, which means she has to master both the logic and athletic skill.

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I had like 5 more pictures where Ferby and Kel return to the past and the crappy starter house I built but I can’t freaking find them so here’s a picture of Kel in her cool car on her way to get a job in the military.

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Kel: Heh, you know there is this little to no need for a defense department in Oasis Landing so I don’t even know what a military is 🙂

Uhh, o.O

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I also had pictures of Ferby attempting to cook, but those are somehow gone too so here’s his first attempt.

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Since Kel has a job and Ferby doesn’t at the moment, I just send him around town to do random shit. Here’s him collecting a deathflower from the graveyard.

Ferby: Y’know the name deathflower really isn’t encouraging!

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And then I sent him to explore the catacombs. As you can see, it did not go well.

Ferby: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME ??

Maybe just a little.

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w u t ?

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Look how cute Kel looks in her work uniform!

Kel: *blank stare*

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Also I’ve had Ferby go around introducing himself to his neighbors because he rolled the Trendsetter legacy wish, which basically means he needs to get a bunch of people to buy his outfits for a legacy statue. I really freaking hate this wish but it’s worth 30,000 lifetime happiness points (same amount as Ferby’s actual LTW) so I’m trying.

Ferby: Do-do I just go in?

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Ilian: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Ferby: I am concerned.

Side note: is it just me or does Iliana have really bad duck lips?

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(sorry for the walls down shot! I promise I’ll eventually get better at this whole legacy thing)

Dustin Langerak: Ignore her, she’s so far off the deep end you couldn’t take a boat out there.

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lmao she looks so done with the world.

Iliana: I hate my life.

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Meanwhile, their son just looks perpetually nervous.

Parker, I think: *shakes like a Chihuahua*

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We all know what this means.

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Awwww

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Kel needs the athletic skill for her job and her lifetime wish. She’s not doing very well so far.

Kel: I’m …. dying…

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At least she’s doing better than her husband, who is doing this shit for some reason.

Ferby: VIVE LA RÉVOLUTION

NO! In retaliation, I made him clean the entire house.

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I had Ferby invite over an NPC friend of his to try to kickstart the trendsetter wish. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t work.

Ferby: *cute excitable face*

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This is said friend. Her name’s Sandra, I think. Honestly, I’m not sure if I’m disgusted by her fashion sense or amazed that a game generated sim managing to color coordinate an outfit.

She has no eyes.

Ferby: So, um, you look –  um, I MEAN, you seem well….

Sandra: Who’s there ?!

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Ferby: This here is my fall 2017 collection for young women, focused on trendy, futuristic designs. This outfit usually goes for 2500 simoleons but for a friend, I’ll let it go for 1000. Lord knows you need it, hunty.

Sandra, offscreen: I don’t see anything !

Lmao that’s the shadiest side eye I’ve ever seen, Ferby.

Ferby: I’m a designer now, I have to throw shade.

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Kel: Red shoes!

Ferby: *gasp* You’re pregnant!

Oh, sims.

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Legacy cliches #1: Pregnant sim fixing broken plumbing. (Also had a better picture, buuut that’s gone too)

Kel: Are. You. Kidding. Me.

Welcome to legacy life, dear 🙂

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We’ll end this chapter with Kel doing her cute little pouty face.

Kel: I had to fix a toilet.

Also, you’ll notice that Kel’s hair has changed like 3 times this chapter. Kel is a really pretty sim, but I had such a hard time picking a hairstyle that fits her. We’ll see how long I keep this one on her.

Anyways, til next month time!

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