*sigh* why am I like this…
Anyway, welcome to the second chapter which I’ve been procrastinating for a damn month.
I guess we’re opening with this delightful weirdo from last chapter
Luna/Stella/something like that: Idiotic legacy founder. Take my bed, dare he. I will break him in half, and send his remains to his loved ones. Grrr…..
Last order of business before Ferby went back to the past was to
kidnap move in Kel.
Kel: So there’s like … no holograms in the past ? At all ? Not even the holoPhone 1 ?
I imagine all the future sims are like today’s teenagers
which is me why do I talk like a grandma but like 100 times worse.
Ferby: The red roses go really well with
EA’s faulty logic your color scheme
Fun fact: Kel’s favorite color is actually lilac. Wtf EA ?
Make it through all of that? Good.
Afterwards I sent the two to the restaurant since the both of them were starving.
Ferby: Oooh, the reception is lovely!
Yeah, that’s why all these people are here.
Kel: I REGRET MY LIFE CHOICES
Too bad, you’re stuck now. 🙂
Kel: I MARRIED A GUY I KNEW FOR 12 HOURS
Honestly, that’s the fastest I’ve ever had a wedding happen. Usually, some crap pops up and the would-be-spouse runs off.
These two look like an indie pop-electronica band whose songs are mostly 80s style synthesizers and lyrical euphemisms for designer drugs.
Back at the community center, someone went on a food synthesizing spree and there were pies everywhere. One of these was a life fruit pie, and I thought, “Hey, this’ll probably do nothing but let’s give it a shot anyway!” So I forced Ferby and Kel to both eat a slice. And then they bitched about be stuffed. Damn sims.
Ferby: …so… full…
Shut up and eat your wedding pie cuz you ain’t getting a cake.
I have absolutely no idea why Kel is in her underwear, with default hair, eating with Emit the Time Traveler.
Emit: So … are you si… um … do you have a …
Kel: Pal, you’re about 3 hours too late
Kel: But I will take a buck or two if you have some to spare.
Kel, NO. You are not a mooch!
OH, I forgot to make her a card! I’ll have to do that next chapter. But she is an artistic, handy, flirty hopeless romantic who is also a virtuoso. Her favorites are Latin, waffles, and lilac. Her lifetime wish is Perfect Mind, Perfect Body, which means she has to master both the logic and athletic skill.
I had like 5 more pictures where Ferby and Kel return to the past and the crappy starter house I built but I can’t freaking find them so here’s a picture of Kel in her cool car on her way to get a job in the military.
Kel: Heh, you know there is this little to no need for a defense department in Oasis Landing so I don’t even know what a military is 🙂
I also had pictures of Ferby attempting to cook, but those are somehow gone too so here’s his first attempt.
Since Kel has a job and Ferby doesn’t at the moment, I just send him around town to do random shit. Here’s him collecting a deathflower from the graveyard.
Ferby: Y’know the name deathflower really isn’t encouraging!
And then I sent him to explore the catacombs. As you can see, it did not go well.
Ferby: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME ??
Maybe just a little.
w u t ?
Look how cute Kel looks in her work uniform!
Kel: *blank stare*
Also I’ve had Ferby go around introducing himself to his neighbors because he rolled the Trendsetter legacy wish, which basically means he needs to get a bunch of people to buy his outfits for a legacy statue. I really freaking hate this wish but it’s worth 30,000 lifetime happiness points (same amount as Ferby’s actual LTW) so I’m trying.
Ferby: Do-do I just go in?
Ilian: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Ferby: I am concerned.
Side note: is it just me or does Iliana have really bad duck lips?
(sorry for the walls down shot! I promise I’ll eventually get better at this whole legacy thing)
Dustin Langerak: Ignore her, she’s so far off the deep end you couldn’t take a boat out there.
lmao she looks so done with the world.
Iliana: I hate my life.
Meanwhile, their son just looks perpetually nervous.
Parker, I think: *shakes like a Chihuahua*
We all know what this means.
Kel needs the athletic skill for her job and her lifetime wish. She’s not doing very well so far.
Kel: I’m …. dying…
At least she’s doing better than her husband, who is doing this shit for some reason.
Ferby: VIVE LA RÉVOLUTION
NO! In retaliation, I made him clean the entire house.
I had Ferby invite over an NPC friend of his to try to kickstart the trendsetter wish. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t work.
Ferby: *cute excitable face*
This is said friend. Her name’s Sandra, I think. Honestly, I’m not sure if I’m disgusted by her fashion sense or amazed that a game generated sim managing to color coordinate an outfit.
She has no eyes.
Ferby: So, um, you look – um, I MEAN, you seem well….
Sandra: Who’s there ?!
Ferby: This here is my fall 2017 collection for young women, focused on trendy, futuristic designs. This outfit usually goes for 2500 simoleons but for a friend, I’ll let it go for 1000. Lord knows you need it, hunty.
Sandra, offscreen: I don’t see anything !
Lmao that’s the shadiest side eye I’ve ever seen, Ferby.
Ferby: I’m a designer now, I have to throw shade.
Kel: Red shoes!
Ferby: *gasp* You’re pregnant!
Legacy cliches #1: Pregnant sim fixing broken plumbing. (Also had a better picture, buuut that’s gone too)
Kel: Are. You. Kidding. Me.
Welcome to legacy life, dear 🙂
We’ll end this chapter with Kel doing her cute little pouty face.
Kel: I had to fix a toilet.
Also, you’ll notice that Kel’s hair has changed like 3 times this chapter. Kel is a really pretty sim, but I had such a hard time picking a hairstyle that fits her. We’ll see how long I keep this one on her.
Anyways, til next